I am going to track down whoever wrote the "big cook, little cook" theme tune and, after slapping them, am going to sue them for invasion of my mind. Every musical idea I have ever had has been blasted out my head by that infuriating ditty.

After I have done that i'm going to start stalking whoever wrote the "fimbles" theme tune...

Pintsized is being driven stir crazy by the crazy frog thing, but believe me James, you don't know the meaning of crazy until you start watching several hours of cbeebies a day ;-)